this short music video “The Chronic of Narnia” which I first saw this past Saturday on SNL gets a definite A+ from me. Here in recent years it hasn’t been all that funny, but this I can get behind.
you should go check out http://intuitor.com/moviephysics/. It goes into great detail about stupid movie physics, going so far as to rate movies to ensure you kid’s views of the laws of the universe aren’t screwed up by watching the movie. for a real gem, look to The Core which, in my opinion, is THE most unintentionally funny movie ever.
To my supporters at home,
I am at war. At this moment, I am engaged in an epic battle of miniscule proportions. The armies attack on all fronts. The body count is high, but my will shall not be bent. I shall not surrender, not until every last ant is dead.
I may or may not have left a few items of food out at one time, but what is certain is that I was for a short while completely over run. The kitchen, the living room, the computer room. They were just about everywhere except my bed (a point I was quite thankful for). I might even be convinced that these were elite special forces ninja ants. One day last week, I had one of my now mildly famous bowls of sugar rice. I set the bowl down on my trunk coffee table, which was quite free of ants at the time. I was then gone for all of 2 minutes to check my email. When I came back, the bowl was simply full of ants: ants who where soon to learn that they couldn’t swim. The tide seems to have turned now though. Thankfully I have only killed about 10 ants today, so things are looking up.
Need to flex your brain? Need to waste some time? Then click on this link. By the way, you probably shouldn’t even think about visisting that link if you like puzzles and have work to get done.
yeah yeah I know; Friday is not equal to Wednesday. Stuff happens. I figured I better post. I have been getting mails (both e- and voice) that indicate that I might be dead, and so before things get too out of hand and I find myself legally dead, I am here still alive and kicking.
The stealing has yet to be rectified. And it is having an effect on my whiskerino efforts. I felt like I was really starting to get the hang of it. I was starting to actually consistantly have some photos I liked. And then I bought this. It is just as good as you might think, which is to say that it isn’t at all. I will be rocking it out with the essense of cheap electronics until I find a good replacement.
Let us pretend for a moment that I enjoyed giving inanimate objects Shakespearean names. Perhaps I might call my computer MacBeth, or maybe my car would be Puck. Possibly I would go into more detail and the seat in my car would be Juliet, or the four windows: Rosencrantz, Guildenstern, Horatio, and Yorick.
If this was all true, then the post title above would begin to make some sense. For alas poor, poor yorick is dead. Maybe he was comtemplating too much on whether to be or not to be, or more likely (sense he is an inanimate object) the thinking was done by what I can only assume was a crack addict who decided on the “not to be” side an thus ended poor yorick’s time on these earth just before he absconded with my camera and iPod.
You are smart people. I can sense that. And thus you most likely have seen through my thin references. However, in that case that you haven’t, tonight I was robbed through way of shattering my front passenger side window into a billion little pieces. He thing took several items of value, and in an amazing twist (commented on my both of the cops which came to my aid) he (or she, let us being politically correct here) left my entire CD case. I am beginning to think that I have poor task in music since this is the third time I have been robbed only to leave all of my CD’s in place.
At this point I would love to show up a picture of the mess that currently is my passenger seat, but I can’t because HE/SHE STOLE MY CAMERA. Oh well.
Happy Birthday to my momma. Her birthday was a couple of days ago and I tried to call her, but she didn’t answer her phone. It has come to my attention recently that the fastest way to get in contact with some people is to post here. It is amazing how fast information goes from being posted here to being general knowledge.
Well my sister is paying attention at least, maybe even a little too much attention. I believe she posted at 12:01 to say I was late. Well done. Lets just say I was testing you all. She, as is normal, passed with flying colors.
Anyway, yesterday I took advantage of another bonus of digital cable. You better watch out. I love this stuff so much this whole site might end up looking like a cable commerical. I will try to keep things to a minimum. As I was saying. Yesterday, I watched movie-on-demand. It was sort of like the pay-per-view which you are so familar with except it was a don’t-pay-a-dime-per-view kind of thing. What did I partake in? Singing in the Rain! Don’t take the words of thousands of people who have come before me to say this movie is great. Take my word instead. This was the first time I had ever seen this movie, and I really liked it. Unlike a lot of the movie actors today, those people had real, undeniable skill. Watching their dancing for and hour and half, left me doing involuntary (and terribly incorrect) tap moves as I cleaned my apartment. On top of all that, the humor was all clean, and it was just plain good fun. Do yourself a favor and go rent this classic.
Here is what I am thinking. I don’t post enough. So I will make you a deal. I will make sure I post every Monday, Wednesday, and Friday if you agree to send me hate mail if I don’t.
By the way, you want to know what’s cool? Cool is buying a CD that is recommended to you and thinking it is not really all that great and then putting it aside only to try it later and totally love it. You want to know what else is cool? Buying a CD you know nothing about and then being about to completely rock out to it the first time through. Music is cool.