you might be an engineer if…

  • you spent 10x longer planning to do something than actually do it
  • You have ever used more than 3 acronyms in a row
  • you have ever parked in section 256 and your first thought was, “Well it will be easy to remember since it is a power of 2.”
  • you have ever found yourself needing more than 2 power strips in your cube.
  • you have ever thought the words “a nice cube” and you weren’t commenting on someone’s 3D drawing skills.
  • you have ever asked someone where you can find some documentation only to be told that you get to write it.
  • you have ever bought something that didn’t work they way you thought it should, and found your mentally filling in the UML Use Cases for the stuff the designers forgot.
  • you have any clue what that last statement means.

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