Planet of the (Stupid) Apes
I know this review is coming something like 7 years late, but last night I watched the remake of Planet of the Apes. It really was terrible. The apes really don’t look much better. The acting is terrible. And the normal humans talk. They Talk! And they finish it off with a surprise ending that isn’t a surprise. Blah. Why must we continually remake classic movies, only a little bit shinier, and a whole lot worse.