Overheard between parents and children this weekend
- “It’s very dangerous here. If you get away from me, and fall over the edge, You DIE!!”
- “You got no brains. How do you not know how to feed a squirrel?”
- “This place is tiny. You can see it all in like 2 seconds.”
- “Owwy, Daddy. Owwy.” (while rubbing a stumbled chin)